So this morning my kids woke up and were eager to start homeschooling. I'm determined to be organized and thus, I informed my children that before homeschooling we had to do the following:
1. Eat Breakfast
2. Do morning chores/clean-up
3. Get dressed and brush whatever gets brushed every day
4. Pick-up rooms
I hoped to start around 9am, but already there were several distractions with poop, a little one who still won't walk even though the cast has been off for almost a week, and a toddler who wanted to run around and make an abnormal amount of messes this morning, even for him :)
Around 9:30am we got started. I announced that we were going to sing our Primary Song we have been working on this month at church.
Payton: "We have to SING in homeschool? (In his "this is lame" voice)
Mom: "Yes, we will be singing." (In her pretend, happy, patient voice)
I then said that we were going to say a prayer.
Payton: "Why are we PRAYING before homeschooling?" (again in THAT tone)
Mom: "Well, because that is one of the many great things about homeschooling. We can say a prayer and no one can tell us we can't. By praying we get to start our homeschooling day out on the right foot, and I feel that this morning devotional is going to be the most important part of our day!" (in my own repeated tone)
Next, I announced we were going to read some scripture and I braced myself......
Payton: "We HAVE to read scriptures??"
Mom: (In a tone that is losing it's pretend happiness) "Not only will we read scriptures, but we are also going to be reading poetry, and even memorizing some things, and if you have something negative to say, I would appreciate it if in the future you keep it to yourself and talk to me about it after school."
He started to say something, but decided against it once he saw the "don't mess with me dude" look on my face
So! I've decided we are going to study stories of the Old Testament this year. We will be reading directly from the King James Version. While I read, I gave Tyson and Bella each a paper and crayons to doodle and if they started to talk or laugh, I paused and reminded them (in that annoying nice Mommy voice) that during scripture time they were not to speak, but if they HAD to say something they could raise their hand.
Halfway through the creation chapter, I had Katrina narrate to me what she had heard, and she had paid attention! I then continued to read and Payton even asked me to define some words such as "Firmament" and "Fowls". Then at the end, I had him narrate and he too, had paid attention! (Even though the whole time I had been pulling pencils, scissors, and his brothers crayons away from him and pausing to tell him to stop rubbing his brothers head because it was upsetting him) How the boy can look like he is completely oblivious to what I am saying but still absorb information is a talent that I would like to bottle some day...
Next, I had them copy our school motto in their absolute best handwriting:
"I am; I can; I ought; I will." And we discussed each of these things (the little geniuses have it memorized, can you believe it?)
I then read to them our poem to be memorized this week "
The Robin Redbreasts" by Hawkshawe. They just thought it was hilarious when I said, "Wee, wee, wee, wee!" In my high voice.
My friend Merrilee Leinweber popped in at this point to pick up Bella. I had expressed my concerns about her not walking and Merrilee wanted to take her for a few hours and try and help her to walk. In her exact words, "She just needs her Merrilein to help her!" I was quite skeptical that she could accomplish this as several people had already tried to get her to do this (with all SORTS of reward promises....even a new hamster) with no success. So, off she went and I was very grateful to have only 1 toddler to keep entertained for awhile.
After this, we did some math review. We don't have our supplies from the charter school yet so I just had Payton practice some division and Katrina do some workbook pages.
Next, we went into the living room to read one of our literature selections this term, "The princess and the Goblin." We had to pause here because Tyson had eaten an obscene amount of peaches at Grandmas yesterday (under Jay's supervision) and had diarrhea that burned his butt so bad he was screaming and trying to leap off the changing table every time I touched a wipe to his skin. I had to give him a bath.
So, I returned, and settled down to read. As we read, I was very worried that they would get restless quick. I had hoped to read 3 chapters of the book today, and it was a bit of a complicated read. I mean it had a good story, it just was written in a classic style and used a lot of big words. But
Charlotte Mason said that children should not have literature that had been "dumbed down". That they are capable of thinking beyond what we think their capabilities are. So, I trudged through it using terms like "ludicrously grotesque" and "lawless imagination" Once, Payton raised his hand and said, "This book uses a lot of big words." But that was all, and when I finished the first chapter, they both told me what the book was about. I wasn't worried about if the book would be hard to understand, but more about if it was going to keep their interest! I then read the second chapter and glanced at the third realizing it was a bit longer than the others, so I decided to put the book down and not push my luck with how well they were behaving. At this point, Payton sits up and says, "Can't we just read a little bit more?" and Katrina says, "Yes! I want to know what happens next!" I sat there for a second with my jaw open, and tearing up just slightly said, "I guess we can read just one more chapter."
In the story, the little heroine had found an old woman who was spinning something in a room and at the end of the chapter it asked, "What do you think she was spinning?" And both of my kids said, "Bread!" I was utterly confused. "Where did you guys get that?" They then both started to insist that the book earlier, had said that the Old Woman was spinning bread. We went back in the chapters trying to find where they had gotten this information and then I found the following passage: "There was hardly any more furniture in the room than there might have been in that of the poorest old woman who made her bread by her spinning."
I could definitely see why they thought she was spinning bread, it was really cute!
Our adventures in our first day of homeschooling were such a success. I can tell it is going to take some "undoing" of Paytons expectations of what school is. For instance, when I pulled out an old Math workbook and opened up to the first page I was going to have him do, he instantly started freaking about the fact that there were about 25 long division problems. I touched his hand and in a calm voice told him that he was no longer required to plug out problem after problem. That he only had to do 5 problems without any mistakes to show me that he understood it, and that we would move on to the next section. He was completely suspicious but I could tell that he was truly hoping I wasn't pulling a fast one over on him. Math was a cinch and the best part was being able to stop before he started to get sick of it.
Near the end of the school day, Merrilee came to the door holding Bella with a big gi-normous sucker in her hand. I said, "Are you walking?" and Merrilee was shaking her head no with a sad face, then she put Bella down and Bella had a big grin on her face and started to hobble over to me on BOTH LEGS! We were all yelling and jumping around and I just got tears in my eyes! It had been almost a week and Merrilee had used her miracle woman powers once again and gotten her to do it within a few hours! As she was leaving I asked her how she had done it and she told me over her shoulder, "All you need is a little pink glittery nail polish!" I should have known....